Dribs and drams - May 19

George Orwell wrote an essay in 1946 describing the Moon Under Water, his idea of the perfect London pub.
  1. The architecture and fittings must be uncompromisingly Victorian.
  2. Games, such as darts, are only played in the public part of the bar.
  3. The pub is quiet enough to talk, with the house possessing neither a radio nor a piano.
  4. The barmaids know the customers by name and take an interest in everyone.
  5. It sells tobacco and cigarettes, aspirins and stamps, and lets you use the phone.
  6. There is a snack counter where you can get liver-sausage sandwiches, mussels (a specialty of the house), cheese, pickles and [...] large biscuits with caraway seeds.
  7. Upstairs, six days a week, you can get a good, solid lunch -- for example, a cut off the joint, two vegetables and boiled jam roll—for about three shillings.
  8. [...] a creamy sort of draught stout [...], and it goes better in a pewter pot.
  9. They are particular about their drinking vessels at "The Moon Under Water" and never, for example, make the mistake of serving a pint of beer in a handleless glass. Apart from glass and pewter mugs, they have some of those pleasant strawberry-pink china ones.
  10. [...] You go through a narrow passage leading out of the saloon, and find yourself in a fairly large garden.

Now that's how a real man opens a beer bottle.

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